A Day with a Russian Billionaire

A Day with a Russian Billionaire

[MUSIC PLAYING] RYAN DUFFY: So with the fall of communism came a lot of questions. Chief among them, when you’re dividing up decade’s worth of state-owned assets, who gets what? The short answer is a very lucky few. In the early ’90s, private citizens with the best connections to the powers that be, we’re essentially just gifted a whole bunch…

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True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien

True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien

(logo whirring) (upbeat music) (logo chiming) – [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California. The only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is “Breaking News.” (dramatic music) – Good evening and welcome to “Breaking News” the show where we don’t know what we’re about to say, and…

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Rejected exam questions | Mock The Week – BBC

Rejected exam questions | Mock The Week – BBC

Rejected exam questions. History of modern art question 1: What the fuck is that meant to be? No deal Brexit technology: Using only a battery and dead rat create a solar panel to heat your last tin of beans. If you have two lines of equal length, how long is it until you can run for prime minister? If Suzie…

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President Trump: “I Like To Obey The Law”

President Trump: “I Like To Obey The Law”

>>WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S JUST OUR SECOND SHOW OF 2020. AND SO FAR, WE’RE NOT DOING TOO WELL ON THE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION OF “DON’T GO TO WAR WE’VE BEEN WAITING ON PINS AND NEEDLES TO SEE HOW IRAN WOULD RESPOND. IT’S LIKE OUR COUNTRY…

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