Rejected exam questions. History of modern art question 1: What the fuck is that meant to be? No deal Brexit technology: Using only a battery and dead rat create a solar panel to heat your last tin of beans. If you have two lines of equal length, how
long is it until you can run for prime minister? If Suzie has three apples and two bananas, what is the probability she’s already told you about her new plant based diet? Draw a perfect sphere. You may use a protractor and Dara O’Briains head as a guide. Political science. Boris Johnson is set to become the next prime minister of Great Britain. Please explain how without using the term “clusterfuck” If Mary has 6 apples, Thomas has 4 apples and Gavin has a knife. Who has the apples? Solve X and Y by asking my ex why?! Animal husbandry question 1: Do you take this
sheep to be your lawful wedded husband? A-level statistics question 1: what percentage
of you lot are virgins? If a milkshake is travelling towards a fascist
at 30mph, how funny is that? Metal work: Fashion a toast rack. Heavy metal work: make a double album about your love of satan. Without using the letter C. Spell Jeremy Hunt. Chemistry… Do we have it? because I just
feel like there’s a bit of a thing between us. Panel show host qualification exam: Can you work a poxy buzzer? Who knew? If a boy is bullied in school for 8 hours
a day and he has to use comedy as a defence mechanism. Who’s the real loser now Neil Johnson?